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Chester: This meeting --

Tammy: CHESTER! Pan's looking at me! Make him stop!

Chester: This meeting is --

Tammy: HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

Chester: ... is to discuss the scientific discoveries made since we first ventured up to the World Above The Stairs some months ago. I would like to begin by presenting my findings on Licorice Whips, Things That Do Not Taste Like.





Chester's Report


Despite certain superficial similarities, the following items do not, in fact, taste like licorice whips:
- wool yarn
- acrylic yarn
- chenille yarn
- apron strings
- USB cables

This concludes my report.





Chester


Chester: Does anybody else have anything to declare?

Pan: Oooh! Me! Me! Me!

Chester: Yes, Science Officer Pan?





Pan's
Report


Today
I discovered laundry!

Laundry is awesome!
I can sit on it and
I can lie down on it and
I can drool on it.

I can burrow under it and
I can hug it with my paws and kick it with my legs and bite it with my mouth!

And
I can bury things in it...





Chester


Chester: Fascinating. Thank you for sharing your observations, Science Officer Pan.

Pan: I like laundry...

Chester: Anything to report, Officer Tammy?





tammys report


the world is scary
so many things to hurt a Tammy
so much doom
all is darkness





Chester


Chester: . . .

Pan: . . .?

Tammy: . . .

Chester: Um... meeting adjourned.
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