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Chester


Pan: Oooh, what's this green stuff? *sniff* Ow! It poked my nose!

Chester: That's called grass, Pan. Remember grass?

Pan: *sniff sniff* Ow! It poked my nose!

Tammy: I... I think I remember grass... is it that white stuff that kind of hurts your paws but when you hop on it you sink in but if you hop on it JUST RIGHT a little fluff of it flies up and you can chase it???

Chester: ...No, Tammy. That would be snow.

Pan: Ow! It--

Chester: STOP STICKING THE GRASS UP YOUR NOSE. It's for chewing on. And sometimes for playing with. And sometimes for-- STOP STICKING IT UP YOUR NOSE, PAN.

Pan: Ow!
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Tammy


??? why is Dallas on the cover of this book?

http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4396762232/ref=lm_lb_2/250-9016685-2120248

im so confused
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Pan


twotone never lets me have any fun :(
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Pan


[livejournal.com profile] swifteagle came home :)
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Pan


Today [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle didnt come home

So
I decided to go look for him

I waited and
I waited for the door to open, and then
I got out!

Upstairs the ground was cold

I went through a doorway and it was dark!

So
I came out again and the door was open so
I went back in where the floor is warmer.

Still no [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle
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Pan


Where is [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle?
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Chester


On March 06, at approximately 2200 hours, I found myself transported once more to the strange and frightening Upper World.

I am still recovering from my ordeal, and am struggling to piece together exactly what happened.

What we know so far:

The Upper World lacks the omnipresent hum of the computer.

The Upper World has a lot more Up than our world.

The Upper World has a bigger talking teevee box.

The Upper World has all kinds of scary new scents.

The Upper World has moist cat treats that taste of beef.

While huddling against [livejournal.com profile] twotone and [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle for protection, I briefly espied one of the denizens of the terrifying Upper World:

An orange tree.

Could it be that the Upper World is the world from which our our Animal Spirit Guides originate?
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Pan


Yesterday
I was hiding under the desk when some scary people came!

They were strangers!

So
I hid!

I hid under the desk and behind the tv.

But they kept following me!

So
I ran and ran and ran and ran up the stairs and then
I looked behind me.

And [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle and [livejournal.com profile] twotone were there!

YAAAAAAAAY!
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Tammy


the scary people are gone!
im scared!
now who will take care of me and eat me?!

PS: today, Pan hid under everything.
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Chester


Today, Pan hid under everything.
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Pan


Today,
I hid under everything.
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Pan


This morning,
I woke up and couldn't find [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle or [livejournal.com profile] twotone.

So
I did the only thing that made sense:

I hid.

I hid behind the tv.

I hid under the computer desk.

I hid under the beanbag chair.

I wonder where everyone is?
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Pan


[livejournal.com profile] swifteagle and me just invented the greatest game ever!

First, [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle gives me a treat and if
I can find the little white thing and spit it out he gives me another treat!

And if
I find and spit out the little white thing in that treat, he gives me another one!

[livejournal.com profile] swifteagle is the awesomest friend ever.
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Chester


He stuck SOMETHING in my MOUTH.
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Chester


So apparently Pan has something called Giardia.

Pet Healthcare.net's article on Giardia in cats

Thus far, his main symptoms are "gassy" and "makes the litter box smells bad".

My research indicates that Giardia is treatable.

That is the good part.

The bad part is that treatment somehow involves the vaccuum-cleaner turning on and chasing us around the room.
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Tammy


where did Pan go?

what's happening?

i'm scared!!
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Pan


Pan's Awesome Day


By Pan


(Who is awesome)


(But not as awesome as [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle)



Today,
I got to go for a car-ride with [livejournal.com profile] swifteagle!
It was awesome!
First he put me in this thing and then he carried me upstairs and then he put me in the car and then we drove and there were all kinds of awesome smells and light and stuff!
And then there was this room and there were new smells and
I mewed a bit and
I was in a bright room and stuff happened and then we drove home!

[livejournal.com profile] swifteagle is my bestest friend ever.
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Pan


Pan: Froggy? Where did you go? :(
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Chester


Chester: Oh great Animal Spirit, Great Mother Owl who watches over the night with eyes of gold, I have come to learn at your taloned feet.
Here is catnip to please your senses, here is mousie-toy to remind you of hunts gone by.

Owl: I hear and respond
I see your offerings and accept


Chester: Great Animal Spirit, tell me what it is that I must do in these troubled times.

Owl: Seek the answers within

Chester: I sense... that I must nap.

Owl: It is always a good time for a nap

Chester: I concur. Let us nap.



Meanwhile...


Tammy


Tammy: Hello? What's happening? Where's my Animal Guide? I'm scared!

Orange Tree: ...

Tammy: M-My Animal Guide is... an ORANGE TREE?

Orange Tree: ...

Tammy: I don't understand! HELP!
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Pan


Pan: I don't think this catnip stuff is working. I've been staring at my shadow for an hour and it hasn't moved a paw! Or told me to burn things!

Frog: Pan....

Pan: Huh?

Frog: Pan... I am your Animal Guide... Let me impart wisdom to you, and take you on a fantastic voyage...

Pan: FROGGY! I love froggies! I used to play with them all the time when I lived outside!

Frog: Pan... what I am about to tell you is vital to the continued existence of...

Pan: What do you want to play first, Froggy? Do you wanna play tag? Or hide and seek? Or tackle football?

Frog: Pan... you must heed my words carefully, for...

Pan: Or Chase-me-Chase-me? Or leap-frog? Or Ambush?

Frog: Pan... Chester never told you what happened to your father...

Pan: I love you, Froggy! TACKLE HUGS!