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today Pan came down the stairs very slowly and deliberately

and then Chester came up to him very slowly and with her body low-slung

and then Chester very carefully licked the top of Pans head

and then Pan tried to lick Chester's face but she moved away

and then Pan hit her
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Pan


The following is a list of things that
Pan can do

- Dig a hole in the cat food bag the size of
Pan's head

- Jump on counters without making jingly-bell jingle

- Lick things on counters
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Chester


The following is a list of Bad Things That Pan Has Done in the month of October.

- Batted doll eyes around the floor

- Batted doll wigs across the floor

- Batted a resin ball-jointed doll off of the kitchen table, knocked off its headcap, and batted the doll across the room

- Declared [livejournal.com profile] twotone's winter coat to be a sovreign nation and stayed in it for several minutes before getting bored

- Maimed a wasp





Pan


The following is a list of awesome things that
Pan has done in the month of
October

EVERYTHING.

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