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My worst fears have been realized.
It appears that my captors have brought me to this place for their entertainment, possibly to make me do battle in gladiatorial combat. To this end, they have started me on a rigorous and dangerous training course, involving obstacle races, chin-ups, and leaping from one black woolen platform to another.
I attempted to express my displeasure at this by vandalizing one of the platforms, but I was petrified by a thunderous voice from the heavens which boomed:
"NO!"
It appears that my captors have brought me to this place for their entertainment, possibly to make me do battle in gladiatorial combat. To this end, they have started me on a rigorous and dangerous training course, involving obstacle races, chin-ups, and leaping from one black woolen platform to another.
I attempted to express my displeasure at this by vandalizing one of the platforms, but I was petrified by a thunderous voice from the heavens which boomed:
"NO!"
