Food Review: Vitacraft Yogurt Drops

My captors have introduced a new edible consumable into my diet.
These creamy yellowish drops have a pleasant texture, just hard enough to provide several minutes of nibbling enjoyment.

Also, they come in a box that makes rattly maracas noises.

Vitacraft Yogurt Drops: Addendum

Urgh....

Cheekpouches... so full...
But... must have more yogurt drops... and sunflower seeds...

Supernatural Sodium

As I lay sleeping, a large chunk of sodium fell from the heavens and onto my midriff.

When I awoke, it was gone.