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The Giant Hand Of Doom has a new game that it likes to play.
It is called "Hamster Kiss".
The following are, as near as I can ascertain, the basic rules of Hamster Kiss:
Step 1: Procure a hamster.
Step 2: While hamster is busy trying to escape the clutches of your Giant Hand of Doom, shout "Hamster Kiss!" and kiss the hamster's back while it scrabbles madly for escape.
Step 3: Giggle madly as people recoil in horror and disgust at your hamster-germ encrusted lips.
... Sometimes I worry about GHOD.
It is called "Hamster Kiss".
The following are, as near as I can ascertain, the basic rules of Hamster Kiss:
Step 1: Procure a hamster.
Step 2: While hamster is busy trying to escape the clutches of your Giant Hand of Doom, shout "Hamster Kiss!" and kiss the hamster's back while it scrabbles madly for escape.
Step 3: Giggle madly as people recoil in horror and disgust at your hamster-germ encrusted lips.
... Sometimes I worry about GHOD.
