After lulling me into a false sense of security, my chief warden has made clear her intentions towards me.
As I waddled along, exploring the plush carpeted floor of my warden's spacious quarters, I felt a sharp tug at my hip.
I discovered, to my horror, that the chief warden had removed a lock of my fur, into which I had carefully woven in some decorative strands of toilet paper and wood shavings.
Obviously, this is just the first of many biomedical experiments that will be performed on me.
As I waddled along, exploring the plush carpeted floor of my warden's spacious quarters, I felt a sharp tug at my hip.
I discovered, to my horror, that the chief warden had removed a lock of my fur, into which I had carefully woven in some decorative strands of toilet paper and wood shavings.
Obviously, this is just the first of many biomedical experiments that will be performed on me.
(no subject)
Update...
I have come to the conclusion that the warden was jealous of the woven decorations, and thus removed them from my person.
Re: Update...