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The bipedal beings who oversee my confinement are an obstinate species.
Regardless of my patient attempts to train these creatures to let me out of this cage in response to a distinct pattern of raps and rattles, my chief warden continues to taunt me by allowing me to explore my surroundings only at her leisure.
Today, I am beginning a new method of behavior modification.
Every time that my human fails to let me out, I shall fling a precisely-aimed poop at her through the bars of my cage.
Regardless of my patient attempts to train these creatures to let me out of this cage in response to a distinct pattern of raps and rattles, my chief warden continues to taunt me by allowing me to explore my surroundings only at her leisure.
Today, I am beginning a new method of behavior modification.
Every time that my human fails to let me out, I shall fling a precisely-aimed poop at her through the bars of my cage.
