Behavior Modification for Hamsters

[whiskas]

The bipedal beings who oversee my confinement are an obstinate species.

Regardless of my patient attempts to train these creatures to let me out of this cage in response to a distinct pattern of raps and rattles, my chief warden continues to taunt me by allowing me to explore my surroundings only at her leisure.

Today, I am beginning a new method of behavior modification.

Every time that my human fails to let me out, I shall fling a precisely-aimed poop at her through the bars of my cage.

Comments

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Well, sometimes the more direct approach is what is called for, I suppose.