Untitled: An excerpt from a work of epic proportions

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I do not like them in a box,
I do not like them with a fox,
I will not eat them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse,
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like these little seeds.

So sod off.

The natural habitat of a hamster

It occurs to me that my LiveJournal user icon may require some explanation.

My user icon is the Hamster Space Dome, a housing unit designed to simulate a hamster's natural environment. Yes, unbeknowst to many sentient beings, we hamsters do not originate in desert conditions...

We are from space.

Although I regret to say that my captors have not acquiesced to my demands that my quarters reflect my extra-terrestrial heritage, I have overheard my chief warden stating that "I think I might have to get another cage for WHISKAS. There's some kind of yucky build up in his potty corner."

If things proceed at this rate, I may be able to stop pouring liquid paper on my toilet area.

Greetings!

It appears that my journal has come under the scrutiny of some discerning individuals. A hearty welcome to mars and countrymouse, who will be entered into my list of subjects under observation Live Journal Friends.

Mwahaha!

I have hidden away my Live Journal entries so that only the most intrepid may find them!

Those wishing to revel in my boundless wisdom will have to unravel clues and puzzles within puzzles, each more fiendishly clever than the last!!

... Or they can look at the Calendar to see what I've written in the past.