A Spiritual Journey

[whiskas]

Chester

Chester: Tammy, Pan, I've gathered you here today because I have something very important to discuss. I'd like you both to take this very seriously, as... Pan! Stop biting Tammy on the thigh!

Pan: *mouth full* Fowwy.

Chester: *cough* As I was saying... In this time of darkness, we all need some spiritual guidance. We need to... CUT THAT OUT PAN!

Pan: *mouth full* Fowwy.

Chester: So. In the interest of furthering our spirituality, I have procured some high-grade catnip for us to...

Pan: Oooh! oooh! Is that the stuff where you smoke it an' then the walls melt and then everything turns into cartoons and then your shadow starts talking to you and tells you to burn stuff?

Chester: ...

Tammy: ...

Pan: I like shadows...

Chester: Um... No. Catnip is a natural substance that gives us pleasant feelings with no known negative side-effects.

Tammy: Ooooh...

Pan: Ah...

Chester: Catnip helps us take Spirit Journeys to meet our Animal Guide, the Animal Spirit that watches over us and gives us guidance in times of need. The Animal Guide tells us not only what to do, but also who we are.

Pan: Ooooh...

Tammy: Ahhhh...

Chester: Now, let us settle down somewhere comfortable, and see what our Animal Guides reveal to us...