Pan and his Animal Guide

[whiskas]

Pan

Pan: I don't think this catnip stuff is working. I've been staring at my shadow for an hour and it hasn't moved a paw! Or told me to burn things!

Frog: Pan....

Pan: Huh?

Frog: Pan... I am your Animal Guide... Let me impart wisdom to you, and take you on a fantastic voyage...

Pan: FROGGY! I love froggies! I used to play with them all the time when I lived outside!

Frog: Pan... what I am about to tell you is vital to the continued existence of...

Pan: What do you want to play first, Froggy? Do you wanna play tag? Or hide and seek? Or tackle football?

Frog: Pan... you must heed my words carefully, for...

Pan: Or Chase-me-Chase-me? Or leap-frog? Or Ambush?

Frog: Pan... Chester never told you what happened to your father...

Pan: I love you, Froggy! TACKLE HUGS!