whiskas ◾ ◾ Chester And Tammy's Animal Guides

Chester

Chester: Oh great Animal Spirit, Great Mother Owl who watches over the night with eyes of gold, I have come to learn at your taloned feet.
Here is catnip to please your senses, here is mousie-toy to remind you of hunts gone by.

Owl: I hear and respond
I see your offerings and accept

Chester: Great Animal Spirit, tell me what it is that I must do in these troubled times.

Owl: Seek the answers within

Chester: I sense... that I must nap.

Owl: It is always a good time for a nap

Chester: I concur. Let us nap.

Meanwhile...

Tammy

Tammy: Hello? What's happening? Where's my Animal Guide? I'm scared!

Orange Tree: ...

Tammy: M-My Animal Guide is... an ORANGE TREE?

Orange Tree: ...

Tammy: I don't understand! HELP!