Untitled: An excerpt from a work of epic proportions

[whiskas]

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I do not like them in a box,
I do not like them with a fox,
I will not eat them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse,
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like these little seeds.

So sod off.

Comments

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

I do not like them with a mouse Hey now.

No offense intended, dear mousie-lady...

[whiskas]

... But these seeds appear to be quite inferior in quality.

I am confident that repeatedly overturning my food bowl will convince my captors to bring back the tastier elements of my old diet.

Re: No offense intended, dear mousie-lady...

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Ah, oh...::confused!:: I hope you soon have better victuals. :-)