Supernatural Sodium

[whiskas]

As I lay sleeping, a large chunk of sodium fell from the heavens and onto my midriff.

When I awoke, it was gone.

Comments

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Okay, THIS is what you get for overindulgence. I must say, some of these dreams you have seem rather uh, fanciful.

Be careful about sunflower seeds. I am not sure if I heard that they may be mildly, uh, hallucinogenic? And who *knows* what is in the yogurt drops?

Beware the sodium! Beware!

[whiskas]

The sodium made a few more appearances in my cage. At times it would hang from the bars like an ape; at other times it would lay listlessly at the bottom of my cage.

Eventually, it was stained green and removed from my quarters.

Re: Beware the sodium! Beware!

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Ah! I apologize for not believing in The Sodium. Well, good riddance to bad rubbish, I say!