Food Review: Hagen's Gourmet Hamster Food

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Some new consumables have been added to my diet, possibly in an attempt to persuade me to stop gnawing on my cage bars. There are tiny greenish dome-shaped objects, fibrous red things, and many new kinds of seeds and grains!

However, I did not want my captor to see how my resolve had wavered. I ate some stale nutritional pellets and curled up in a corner of the cage.