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I have decided to take a new approach to training my human not to feed me those annoying little white seeds.
Every night this week, I have beamed visions into her cranium as she sleeps.
The first dream was of me bringing her a bowl full of seeds and bedding.
The next few dreams have been of her pouring dried mango and other fruits into my empty food bowl.
If she does not get the hint, the next dream will be of a large cattle prod.
Every night this week, I have beamed visions into her cranium as she sleeps.
The first dream was of me bringing her a bowl full of seeds and bedding.
The next few dreams have been of her pouring dried mango and other fruits into my empty food bowl.
If she does not get the hint, the next dream will be of a large cattle prod.
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