Machinations

[whiskas]

My captors think that I am rattling my cage bars at nights.

In fact, I am constructing a war machine of unimaginable proportions. One so mind-bogglingly immense, so brain-crushingly horrifying, that it would make one's dendrites shrivel up and whimper just to contemplate it.

In fact, just describing its indescribable horror has taken such a toll on me, I must have a lie down.

Comments

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

Eep!

*psst*

[marz]

The transmission was received.

Mission accomplished.

http://www.pacificcoast.net/~marz/page6.html

Eeeeexcellent.

[whiskas]

You will be handsomely rewarded when the Rodent Revolution takes place, marz person.

Until then, I shall periodically mail you sunflower seeds and the like.

Re: Eeeeexcellent.

[marz]

Yes, my furry and brilliant master, I will wait expectantly for my sunflower seeds and the Rodent Revolution!

Hail W.H.I.S.K.A.S!

Re: Rodent Revolution

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

::knit one, purl one, knit one, purl one...::

[grrrlgoyle.livejournal.com]

I was very frightened of a hamster who can go online. But you are an eloquent hamster so reading your journal has been pleasureable.

But now I am even more frightened. How many sunflower seeds must I pay to ensure my survival in the coming hamster apocalypse?