Machinations

[whiskas]

My captors think that I am rattling my cage bars at nights.

In fact, I am constructing a war machine of unimaginable proportions. One so mind-bogglingly immense, so brain-crushingly horrifying, that it would make one's dendrites shrivel up and whimper just to contemplate it.

In fact, just describing its indescribable horror has taken such a toll on me, I must have a lie down.

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[grrrlgoyle.livejournal.com]

I was very frightened of a hamster who can go online. But you are an eloquent hamster so reading your journal has been pleasureable.

But now I am even more frightened. How many sunflower seeds must I pay to ensure my survival in the coming hamster apocalypse?