Food Review: The Yellow Pepper

[whiskas]

Today, my captors introduced a new substance into my diet.

When I awoke from my evening nap, I saw that the Giant Hand of Doom (henceforth to be known as GHOD) had again invaded my cell. I went forth to attempt communication with the ineffable GHOD, and perhaps request some more corn kernels in my rations.

The GHOD proferred a strange object, bright yellow in colour and oblong in shape. A chemical analysis of the substance revealed that it was quite possibly edible, and so I wrested the object from my captor's outstretched limbs.

I licked and nibbled on the item for some time, savoring its crunchy flesh and its sweet juices. Then I lost interest and went over to investigate my food bowl. When I returned, I discovered that some dastardly villain had trampled aspen-flakes into the food stuff.

Grr.

Comments

Hamster Philosophy

[whiskas]

It is quite possibly, dear rodent person, that there is more than one GHOD. For example, I hypothesize the existence of a Giant Hand Of Dried Edible Snacks and Snuggles, henceforth to be referred to as the GHODESS.

A cursory examination of some of the canine and feline LiveJournals suggest that there may be other beings analogous to the GHOD(ESS).

Re: Hamster Philosophy

[countrymouse.livejournal.com]

This seems a very sound philosophy to me, based upon your own empirical evidence, plus the writings of other learned persons.

The GHODESS sounds a somewhat kinder, gentler personage than GHOD. But that is a very subjective observation. We must stay open-minded and continue the research.